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Choppy, awkward cut scenes, dialogue that reads like it was written by a fifth-grader, constipated voice acting, constant loading screens that feed you weak game tips, and gameplay that is either too boring or too difficult. Unfortunately, the rest of the game is like this. Then he jumps his bike over a hovering helicopter when the title screen hits you bluntly in the face like a brick. Jake continues riding his motorcycle through a forest. Then Jake puts a a few bullets through someone’s skull. Jake gets into a random brawl with a beefy-looking guy (this also introduces the shitty fighting mechanic, i.e. Jake continues riding a motorcycle with an angry look on his face. Jake gets on a turret and kills some guys. The opening to Ride to Hell: Retribution is literally this: Jake rides motorcycle with an angry expression on his face.

But I gave it another shot when I should have turned the game off. I tried to do so, but when I clicked right mouse to zoom in, Jake glitched through the platform he was standing on and I failed the mission. The game prompted me to aim and shoot quickly. Sounds like heavy material, right? It would be if it was actually well-written.Īs soon as the game booted up, I was thrust into a random turret tutorial that had me so confused. When Mikey is brutally murdered by a rival biker gang, Jack sets out on a journey to pick off each member of The Devil’s Hand until his brother’s death is avenged. Jake comes home to his disgruntled Uncle Mack and “tall sack of shit” brother, Mikey. Our ‘hero’ Jake Conway has just returned from multiple tours in Vietnam. The story is set in 1960’s Western America among biker gangs, hippies, and hookers. Ride to Hell is a worthy title because I am convinced that’s where this game came from. This game is insulting, glitchy, annoying, and below mediocre. I’m absolutely in awe of how this game completely fails to entertain. First of all, Ride to Hell: Retribution is an odyssey.